Caterpillar

Tetsu: Eh? D-do I have to wear… this?

Aki: Duh! Of course, you do! You are squishy as… as a caterpillar. This armor will, at least, guarantee that you won’t die from a single blow. Here, I’ll put it on you.

Tetsu: Haaaaaa… Ugh, it’s so—

Aki: Don’t stagger!

Tetsu: H-hai…

Aki: Okay, there you go.

Tetsu: Ugh… Aki… I can’t… can’t see any— Ah!

Aki: Oi, idiot… Where the hell are you wande—

Tetsu: Ah! Aaaah! AAAAAA— BAMMMMMM!

Aki: … Marvelous. Just look at this. What kind of pathetic weakling are you, eh?

Tetsu: A… Aki… H-help me to my feet…

Aki: JUST CRAWL AND DIE SOMEWHERE, CATERPILLAR!

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